In this episode, Zach Joiner and Kelen “B Hyphen” Conley join Tom for a lively discussion about the hirings and firings of the early 2013 offseason…when they’re not distracted by other riveting topics! Such as: Blaine Gabbert’s McDonald’s skills, Manti T’eo, Why Jerry Jones became the Cowboys owner, the San Diego Super Chargers theme song, Rex Grossman’s Super Bowl appearance, and much, much more!
No preamble this week…I’m filing this under the wire. Let’s get to it, then!
Sunday Games, 1:00 p.m.
Native Americans (7-6, won v. Ravens, Potential NFC Wild Card) vs. Browns (5-8, won v. Chiefs)
Throughout this season, I’ve been talking about how the Browns are a much tougher team than their record indicates. Cleveland is young and they’re always in games until the end. Hell, they’ve won five of their last eight games. And even though their chance of making the playoffs this year is gone, the Browns can build up confidence for next season by playing Spoiler.
And they can Spoil something fierce if they manage to throw a monkey wrench into Washington’s playoff run. And I think Mike Shanahan knows it, judging from the way he’s being cagey about whether Cousins or RG III will start (and how’d you like to have this conundrum, having to choose between two great QBs?).1 This is gonna be a tough, exciting game that could go either way…and I’m going to root for Cleveland to take it by a possession or less.
Colts (9-4, won v. Titans, Potential AFC Wild Card) vs. Texans (11-2, lost v. The Sucking Black Hole of Evil, 1st Seed AFC South)
I really suspect that the shellacking the Texans got at the hands of The Sucking Black Hole might have really unnerved them–it’s the worst loss they’ve had in a while, the kind of loss that will haunt them for the rest of the season….and given how Indianapolis is playing really hot, I suspect that this will be another heartbreaker for them. Oh, still expect my man J.J. Watt to be standing over Andrew Luck saluting the crowd because, you know, he’s awesome….but the Colts will eventually eke out a victory, shocking Houston into silence, by a possession and a half.
Broncos (10-3, won v. Raiders, 3rd Seed AFC West) vs. Ravens (9-4, lost v. Native Americans, 4th Seed AFC North)
Someone is going to be going home with their playoff spirits crushed this weekend. Both teams are tentatively holding onto their second-tier playoff spots, and need to win this to keep from dropping into Wild Card territory. On top of that, Denver is the odd man out, having to play without the advantage of their home field.
The key, if Denver is to win, lies in rattling The Marlboro Man, Joe Flacco. Joe is a good manager, but can be erratic–and with the Ravens defense being a little banged up, the Broncos can take advantage of that weakness. Peyton The Fetus Head is having a banner year, which may result in a high-passing game that will lead to Ed Reed picks and a couple of lead changes. But I think the Broncos will score more than the Ravens defense, leading to a Denver win by a possession and a half.
Gerbils (2-11, lost v. Paper Planes) vs. Dolphins (5-8, lost v. 49ers)
Welcome To The Land Of Junk Games!
Neither team has a chance to get into the playoffs, even with the surprising performance from Miami this season. And while Chad Henne is indisputably playing a better game (in that he seems to actually be playing something recognizable as football), and has been hitting his receivers with much more accuracy than Blane “The Lame” Gabbert, Jacksonville simply can’t score worth a damn. So barring another freak game, expect the Dolphins to leap into the winner’s circle by two to three possessions.
Vikings (7-6, won v. Bears, Potential NFC Wild Card) vs. Rams (6-6-1, won v. Bills, Potential NFC Wild Card)
Here we’ve got two teams that desperately need a win to keep their playoff hopes arrive. What is going to play a huge factor is which Christian Ponder shows up–because if we get Goofball Ponder, the team will collapse no matter how many carries they give Adrian Peterson. And I think that’s what’s going to happen, as the Vikes’ momentum has been decaying over the last few weeks. Expect St. Louis to win by about a possession and a half.
Buccaneers (6-7, lost v. Eagles) vs. Saints (5-8, lost v. Giants)
And here’s another Junk Game, albeit one that’s much more interesting. Both teams are pretty much out of playoff contention, but there’s a lot of pride to be gained by at least going 8-8. I think New Orleans needs it more, especially given all they’ve been though, and they’ll toughen up to snatch victory from the Bucs by two possessions.
Giants (8-5, won v. Saints, 4th Seed NFC East) vs. Falcons (11-2, lost v. Panthers, 1st Seed NFC South)
And here’s the antithesis of a Junk Game–two real tough contenders, one secure in their seeding and the other finding themselves fighting for their lives. Even with their loss to the Panthers last week, I don’t think the wheels have fallen off the Falcons just yet, while the Giants are playing unsteadily. The Dirty Birds should take out Big Blue by two possessions.
Packers (9-4, won v. Lions, 3rd Seed NFC North) vs. Bears (8-5, lost v. Vikings, Potential NFC Wild Card)
The Bears are really playing badly. Really badly. They seem to be spinning out of control, and Green Bay should take full advantage of this potential train wreck to pound Kid Nastyman and his Sidekick Marshall Sticky-Hands into the dust by about two possessions or more.
Sunday Games, 4:30 p.m
Seahawks (8-5, won v. Cardinals, 5th Seed NFC North) vs. Our Bitch (5-8, lost v. Rams)
This is going to be an ugly, one-sided game. I’m surprised Our Bitch actually got up to five wins given the total unreliability of Buffalo’s offense. Even without The Power Of Da Ugly-Ass Uniforms, Seattle should skin Buffalo alive by two to three possessions.
Panthers (4-9, won v. Falcons) vs. Chargers (5-8, won v. Steelers, Potential AFC Wild Card)
This is pretty interesting, as the Panthers seem to be gaining ground, getting more and more effective while the Chargers have this uncanny talent to put on their big boy pants in December that used to secure them a playoff berth early in Norv ‘Good Enough For Government Work’ Turner. But I think Carolina will prevail given San Diego’s overall suckiness by about a possession or less.
Lions (4-9, lost v. Packers) vs. Cardinals (4-9, lost v. Paper Planes)
I bet the Lions are really, really happy they’re getting the Cardinals…my God, Arizona is a team that’s dropped nine games in a row. If it wasn’t for that initial four game win streak, the Cards may have matched Detroit’s previous notoriety as a team with a no-win season. Detroit simply has more offensive weapons, and Arizona has Larry Fitzgerald rolling his eyes every time that idiotic rookie quarterback throws short. Expect the Lions to roar to victory by a possession and a half.
Chiefs (2-11, lost v. Browns) vs. Raiders (3-10, lost v. Broncos)
And now we return to the Land Of The Junk Games, with a game that will decide nothing except which team will get the second pick in the 2013 draft (I think it’s a given that the Gerbils have the first pick locked up right about now). This is going to be another Paper Planes/Gerbils travesty, with very low scoring. I’m giving it to the Raiders by less than a field goal because…well, because Kelen is my friend and I feel for him.
Steelers (7-6, lost v. Chargers, Potential AFC Wild Card) vs. Cowboys (7-6, won v. Bengals, Potential NFC Wild Card)
The Steelers are plummeting. The Cowboys…aren’t. Dallas should win this game by a possession.
Sunday Game 8:30 p.m.
49ers (9-3-1, won v. Dolphins, 2nd Seed NFC West) vs. The Sucking Black Hole of Evil (10-3, won v. Texans, 2nd Seed AFC East)
I am going to be very honest–I am picking this game totally from my irrational fan gut. These teams are very evenly matched, and could result in a low scoring strategic match. It could go either way (although I suspect Kaepernick’s relative inexperience will be San Fran’s downfall), so I will give it to the 49ers because I refuse to back Evil whenever I can.
Monday Game 8:30 p.m.
Paper Planes (6-7, won v. Gerbils, Potential AFC Wild Card) vs. Titans (4-9, lost v. Colts)
Imagine my surprise at writing ‘Potential AFC Wild Card’ next to the Paper Planes’ names. After all, they needed a lot of help, and last week they got it. They still need more help, but claiming Braylon Edwards is part of that help because…well, this’ll be the first time Mark Sanchez will have a receiver he could trust to catch his passes since Holmes went down.
Having both Dustin Keller and Braylon Edwards (who has never played as well as he did here) to rely on might be just the thing to lock in the Paper Planes’ win over Tennessee. The Titans are not good, and are very beatable, with no real offensive weapons to speak of. The Planes will struggle–because they’re the Paper Planes–but they will win by a possession or less, keeping them in the playoff hunt for one more week.
See you next week.
As we get deeper into this last bit of season, there are changes to the positions in the playoff hunt have been pretty surprising…so let’s get to the games right away.
(And I’m still looking for super-fans for teams other than the Paper Planes, the Cowboys, the Raiders, and the Steelers for a series of articles post-season about what each NFL team needs to do to improve for the 2013 season. Please contact me through the site.)
Firing Train Itinerary
Andy Reid, Norv Turner, Ken Wisenhunt, Chan Gailey, Ron Rivera, Jason Garrett (pending the free agency of Sean Payton)
Sunday Games, 1:00 p.m.
Ravens (9-3, lost v. Steelers, 3rd Seed AFC North) vs. Native Americans (6-6, won v. Giants, Potential NFC Wild Card/NFC East Title)
The Ravens are solid, if shaky. The Native Americans are very solid in their way–thanks to some judicious drafting, Coach Shanahan has fashioned a team that has upset what was believed to be a sure thing, namely a Giants Division Title. Washington has become a major contender, at the very least a spoiler and at the most a definite contender for a division title. And given that Baltimore has been a little shaky offensively and banged up defensively…which makes them ripe for a loss that will consolidate the NA’s position. Now granted, I still believe Joe Flacco is a really good quarterback, and has the edge in experience over RG III…but the Ravens’ vaunted d-line is punched through enough for Washington to run all over them. Expect the Crimson and Gold to triumph narrowly by a possession or less.
Cowboys (6-6, won v. Eagles, Potential NFC Wild Card/NFC East Title) vs. Bengals (7-5, won v. Chargers, Potential AFC Wild Card)
I hope Jerry Jones called up Dan Snyder and thanked him for what Washington did for dem Cowboys. Thanks to that upset on Sunday night, Dallas has gone from being on the verge of becoming inconsequential to a major contender. This is what the ‘Boys desperately needed, and now the pressure is on Tony Romo and company to build on their opportunity…
And what stands in their way? Football Spock and the Tigers….and that may be a bad thing all ’round. Cincinnati also has benefited from the actions of one of their peers; the Steelers’ rout of the Ravens has effectively made it possible for them to snatch the AFC North title from Baltimore. And quite frankly, the Bengals have been getting better with every week, whereas the Cowboys have been consistently inconsistent. So I’m thinking Cincy will win by a possession and a half at most.
Rams (5-6-1, won v. 49ers) vs. Our Bitch (5-7, won v. Gerbils, Potential AFC Wild Card)
While the Rams have been doing better than anyone expected, they’re still not a good team. And, to my utter surprise, Our Bitch is still solidly in the playoff hunt thanks to this weird parity the lesser AFC East teams seem to share. Of course, the major difference is that the Rams have played well enough to give formidable teams like San Francisco fits, while Buffalo…has not. While it’s true that C.J. Spiller has been stepping up, fulfilling the promise he had when Our Bitch drafted him, I have no faith in Ryan Fitzpatrick as a quarterback. And even though the cold will be a factor, given that St. Louis is a dome team, I still expect the Rams to win by roughly a possession.
Eagles (3-9, lost v. Cowboys) vs. Buccaneers (6-6, lost v. Broncos, Potential NFC Wild Card)
There is no help for Andy Reid; Philadelphia has finally self-destructed, a slow, painful process that has taken over a season to complete. This team is thoroughly lost, and–as I think I’ve mentioned before–I do not think they can win another game. These next four matches are a simple gift for the Eagles’ opponent, strengthening their position in the playoff hunt. I expect another ugly, one-sided game with the Bucs triumphing by roughly a possession and a half.
Falcons (11-1, won v. Saints, 1st Seed NFC South) vs. Panthers (3-9, lost v. Chiefs)
…and speaking of one-sided affairs.
The Panthers have serious problems, problems that may not be solved in time for next season. And the Falcons are maybe the most effective team in the NFL right now. There’s still another loss in Atlanta’s future, but it won’t be at Carolina’s hands. Expect a two possession win for Mattie Ice and his crew.
Chiefs (2-10, won v. Panthers) vs. Browns (4-8, won v. Raiders)
The problem with playing from a position of emotion, as Kansas City did last week, is that those performances are very, very fleeting. Soon enough, poor skill reasserts itself and you’re back to playing in a terrible manner. The Chiefs can not maintain that emotionally high level of play anymore, leaving them wide open for the superior and hungry Cleveland team. This will be an easy two possession–or more–win for the Browns.
Chargers (4-8, lost v. Bengals) vs. Steelers (7-5, won v. Ravens, Potential AFC Wild Card)
The Steelers may be bloodied but they have managed to trudge closer and closer to a playoff appearance, which is pretty impressive for a team that was almost written off due to their shakiness. They may be getting some key pieces back which will give San Diego fits. And given how unsteady the Not-So-Super-Chargers are, it’s going to be a pretty awful time for them. Expect Pittsburgh to win by a possession and a half.
Titans (4-8, lost v. Texans) vs. Colts (8-4, won v. Lions, Potential AFC Wild Card)
The Titans are playing tougher than usual right now…but the Andrew Luck Colts are playing even tougher, making their appearance in the playoffs extremely likely. Indianapolis should trample Tennessee easily by two possessions.
Paper Planes (5-7, ‘won’ v. Cardinals, Potential AFC Wildcard) v. Gerbils (2-10, lost v. Our Bitch)
‘Potential AFC Wild Card’. Wow. Didn’t expect to write that this season. Especially after the most embarrassing game that I suspect has ever been played by two professional teams.
And yet, that phrase could seem very, very likely for the ‘Planes. The games Gang Green have for the rest of the season are ridiculously easy, although they will need to beat San Diego and Our Bitch decisively for this to even begin to happen.
And speaking of ridiculously easy–this game isn’t as easy as it looks. The Gerbils have been playing better under Chad Henne, and Henne has beaten the Planes before (3-1 against the team). Of course, the Gerbils will struggle with two of their offensive weapons out…so I’m willing to bet that the Paper Planes, even with Mark Sanchez under center, wins by less than a possession.
Bears (8-4, lost v. Seahawks, Potential NFC Wild Card) vs. Vikings (6-6, lost v. Packers, Potential NFC Wild Card)
See, this is why you have to keep fighting and fighting hard even in the home stretch. Because the Bears let their guard down last week, they’ve been kicked out of their dominance of the NFC North and lost whatever home field advantage they had in the playoffs. Chicago needs to win every game from here on in and hope that Seattle stumbles once, ideally twice.
Thankfully, the Bears have Minnesota this week, who have not totally self-destructed like, let’s say, Arizona or Philadelphia, but are still very shaky. Christian Ponder is simply not doing well, and there’s only so much we can expect Adrian Peterson to carry this team by himself–his shoulders are simply not that broad. This is going to be a low-scoring, toughly played game that will result in a Bears win by less than a possession.
Sunday Games, 4:30 p.m
Dolphins (5-7, lost v. Sucking Black Hole of Evil, Potential AFC Wild Card) vs. 49ers (8-3-1, lost v. Rams, 2nd Seed NFC West)
The Dolphins may be playing much, much better than they should have–unlike, let’s say, the Paper Planes and Our Bitch, they have been playing every game hard. But I can’t see Miami winning against San Francisco, even a San Fran team that’s been playing so erratic. Expect the 49ers to slide into a victory by a possession or less.
Cardinals (4-8, lost v. Paper Planes) vs. Seahawks (7-5, won v. Bears, Potential NFC Wild Card)
And the question is not if the Cards will lose this week–they’re playing in Seattle, where Russell Wilson is simply unbeatable–but if they’ll win a game at all the rest of this season. John Skelton may give Arizona a little bit of a lift, but it won’t stop the Seahawks from smacking the Cards with their weird-looking, ugly ass uniforms by a possession to two possessions.
Saints (5-7, lost v. Falcons) vs. Giants (7-5, lost v. Native Americans)
This game could go either way. The Saints are playing well after that horrific start, while Big Blue seem to be struggling–something we all sort of figured out when we saw them almost lose to the Bucs and get pasted by the Native Americans and the Cowboys. This is the perfect time for the Saints to run into the Giants, as they can easily pad out their win total a bit more in the hopes of climbing back into that playoff race. Add into it the fact that Drew Brees seems to love playing this team, winning again and again and again against this squad, and we may have a tiny bit of an upset. I’m going for New Orleans to win by a possession and a half.
Sunday Game 8:30 p.m.
Lions (4-8, lost v. Colts) vs. Packers (8-4, won v. Vikings, 3rd Seed NFC North)
The Lions need to win this game. Their chances of making the playoffs are almost non-existent at this point, but the more important thing is to avoid slipping back into the dreaded Culture O’ Losing. Detroit has spent so much time working on being better that they can’t afford to become that sad sack little group of mewling kittens who once went 0-16. And luckily for them, the Pack has not been very good…and especially has not been good at home lately. If the Lions man up and pull this off, they’ll act as a spoiler, messing up Green Bay’s playoff run. It’s going to be a close game–we’re talking a field goal or less
Monday Game 8:30 p.m.
Texans (11-1, won v. Titans, 1st Seed AFC South) vs. The Sucking Black Hole of Evil (9-3, won v. Dolphins, 4th Seed AFC East)
Truth be told, this is a game I’ve been waiting for all season…if only because I’ve been dreaming of seeing J.J. Watt standing over the prone body of the Crybaby Quarterback and giving the Foxboro faithful that salute. Multiple times.
The Texans are simply a better team, with a pass rush that will hurry up and knock the Crybaby Quarterback all the way back to his home (Hell, he’ll be crying more than his newborn daughter!). The only thing the Sucking Black Hole can hope for is to frequently switch up between different receivers to confuse Houston’s defense and diffuse the secondary…but I think you need to bet on the red and blue, as they’ll win by about a possession and a half over the Sucking Black Hole.
Thursday Night Games (Week 15) 8:20 p.m.
Bengals v. Eagles
The Bengals are getting better, and the Eagles have reached the point of no return. Football Spock for the win by two to three possessions.
See you next week.
So my continued sense of shame carries through to this week with the quitting of Fireman Ed.
Fireman Ed was the guy who, every Jets game, would get on his brother’s shoulder and lead the fans in the ‘J-E-T-S-Jets-Jets-Jets’ chant. He did this for years, and was pretty much Gang Green’s unofficial mascot. He was such a familiar figure in the stands that he’s one of the Super Fans enshrined at Canton.
(Yeah, that’s right. The Football Hall of Fame has a wing devoted to Super Fans, and Fireman Ed is in it. Deal with it.)
Anyway, this past weekend, in the wake of the horrific loss to The Sucking Black Hole of Evil, Fireman Ed announced he was walking away from his position effective immediately. It wasn’t this awful and frustrating season that spurred him to walk away; it was the behavior of the fans. Apparently, according to Ed, this season–the first season he swapped out his old jersey for a Mark Sanchez one–he was frequently confronted by fans under the belief that he was an employee of the Jets seeking to argue with him and pick fights. These knuckleheads, not having access to, let’s say, Rex Ryan or Sanchez, frequently blamed him for the struggles of the team–and let’s not get started with the Football Jebus Supporters, who apparently chose not to emulate their hero’s behavior (as much as I can’t stand Tebow as a player, I will admit that he’s a humble and pleasant man) and harassed Ed because Sanchez remained the starter.
And to add insult to injury, his announcement was met with derision amongst fans in the internet.
Look, people–Fireman Ed’s quitting was important because Football is a game of traditions, and The Super-Fan is a major tradition. Fireman Ed is as important to the mystique of the Jets as Bird Man is to the Eagles, Arrow Man is to the Chiefs, The Black Hole is to the Raiders, The Dawg Pound is to the Browns…well, you get the idea. The reason he made his quitting public is because his presence at every game was important, and his leading the cheer is part of the iconography of the Jets. This week, the first week he won’t be around (he’ll still be at the game, just not in his signature seat) to do so will be sad for me.
Oh, I’m sure there will be someone else who’ll rush in to stand for The Jets–that ‘Captain Jet’ character I see in the stands is a prime example–but we lost a part of our tradition, and it’s because of the fans.
Shame on you, New York Jets fans. Shame on you.
Before we begin, you’ll notice the grid has changed a bit. Since we’re now in the Playoff Hunt of the season, I’ll be adding the potential Seeds for teams that may qualify. This information is taken from NFL.com. Keep in mind, not everyone that could be a Wild Card is mentioned, as there are some teams (and I’m looking at you, Paper Planes) who mathematically could make the playoffs but really are nowhere in that hunt.
And since we’re no longer doing Bye Weeks, I’ve Added a ‘Firing Train Itinerary’ so you can see which coaches are getting ready to ride off into the sunset.
On to the games…
Firing Train Itinerary
Andy Reid, Norv Turner, Ken Wisenhunt, Chan Gailey, Ron Rivera
Sunday Games, 1:00 p.m.
Seahawks (6-5, lost v. Dolphins, 6th Seed NFC West ) vs. Bears (8-3, won v. Vikings, 3rd Seed NFC North)
This is going to be a tough little game. Pete Carroll’s Seahawks has surprised a lot of people, especially considering how their choice of Russell Wilson as their starting quarterback has resulted in their invincibility at home. No one expected them to be good, let alone contending for a Wild Card spot.
Of course, the upshot of this is that this team needs this game badly to retain their position or, even better, nudge the 49ers out of first place (this isn’t so far-fetched a concept, given San Fran’s tie game). They’re going to need to play super-hard in a hostile environment, trying to punch holes in an extremely tough, extremely experienced defense. And I think ultimately it will be the whole Soldier Field factor that will lead to a Seahawks loss by a possession or less.
Texans (10-1, won v. Lions, 1st Seed AFC South) vs. Titans (4-7, lost v. Gerbils, Potential AFC Wild Card)
This is an easy game to pick–after all, we are talking about the Texans, which features one of the most elite running backs, one of the most elite wide receivers, a kick-ass quarterback and the human rejection machine that is J.J. Watt. And the Titans…don’t. Expect Houston to go all David on this Goliath, winning by two to three possessions.
The Sucking Black Hole Of Evil (8-3, won v. Paper Planes, 3rd Seed AFC East) vs. Dolphins (5-6, won v. Seahawks, Potential AFC Wild Card)
This, however, is not such an easy game. The Dolphins are a much better team than we expected, and the Sucking Black Hole of Evil is not as good as their record indicates. Sure, the Sinister Sweatshirt, his Crybaby Quarterback and pretty much are guaranteed the AFC East Title…but they have been beatable by teams they should have lost against; it’s one of the reasons they’re back to running up scores again. I think Miami may be able to exploit the weaknesses in the defense of The Sucking Black Hole, and might be able to pull out a win by a possession or less.
Gerbils (2-9, won v. Titans) vs. Our Bitch (4-7, lost v. Colts)
And talk about Not An Easy Game To Call…the Gerbils are simply a much different team under Chad Henne. Unlike Gabbert, who always looks like he’s lost at sea, Henne has game smarts that were blunted when he was in Miami by the ministrations of The Repeater Tony Sporano. He’s potentially a good game manager, and it doesn’t hurt that he’s got both of the Gerbils’ wide receiver threats, and the team just picked up Jason Babin from the floundering Eagles. Even with being sacked seven times, Henne led the team to a victory against the Titans, who are better than they are.
So imagine how they’ll drub Our Bitch, who is just as bad–if not worse–than the Titans. Henne can certainly out-think Ryan Fitzpatrick, and the anemic offense will get themselves slammed by a team that’s suddenly found their balls. I figure the Gerbils to spank Our Bitch by about a possession and a half in an ugly, ugly game. And if they continue to behave like, you know, an actual football club, I may give them their original nickname back.
49ers (8-2-1, won v. Saints, 2nd Seed NFC West) vs. Rams (4-6-1, won v. Cardinals)
And so the great tie-ers meet again. No matter how you look at St. Louis’ team, you have to give the Rams credit–they gave San Francisco the one game that will give them fits when the playoff seeding comes. And this time the 49ers are coming to the Ram’s home ground, which means there’s going to be a lot of noise they’ll have to deal with. It’s going to end up being a tough game, with lots of lead changes…but I suspect that San Fran, still hurting from that tie that was handed to them, is going to eventually pull out the win by a possession or less.
Colts (7-4, won v. Our Bitch, Potential AFC Wild Card) vs. Lions (4-7, lost v. Texans)
I really had a lot of hope for Detroit, but it looks like they will be on the outside looking in. No matter how hard they try, it doesn’t look they’re going to repeat their entry into the playoffs. And now they’re going up against the team no one expected to be this good, as Indianapolis is re-energized thanks to Andrew Luck’s skill and leadership. And because it’s Indy, another dome team, their potential home field advantage is nullified. I expect that Indianapolis will end up winning by a possession and a half.
Vikings (6-5, lost v. Bears, Potential NFC Wild Card) vs. Packers (7-4, lost v. Giants, Potential NFC Wild Card)
This game could very well dictate which NFC North team becomes a Wild Card. Minnesota has been surprisingly good, even if Christian Ponder has been regressing in the last few weeks. And the Packers have been sputtering a bit, losing their games where they shouldn’t have. Green Bay is going to stumble a bit, especially given how banged up they are. This will be another close game. Expect a couple of lead changes–albeit very brief ones. But in the grand scheme of things, I think Adrian Peterson will be able to punch through the Pack’s D-line, resulting in a win by a possession or less.
Panthers (3-8, won v. Eagles) vs. Chiefs (1-10, lost v. Broncos)
Oh, boy…imagine you’re Cam Newton. Imagine you just beat the stuffings out of the Eagles. What do you think could be the perfect palette cleanser that would build up your confidence and keep you from making weird Hello, Kitty references?
If you said going to visit Kansas City so you could beat down the Chiefs, give yourself a point.
This is not a contest. Expect the Panthers to roar once more, and maybe pull Ron Rivera off the platform where the Firing Train is going to arrive. I expect Carolina to win by a possession and a half.
Cardinals (4-7, lost v. Rams) vs. Paper Planes (4-7, lost v. The Sucking Black Hole Of Evil)
The Cardinals are terrible. So are the Paper Planes. The Cardinals have Larry Fitzgerald, but no one who can accurately pass to him. The Paper Planes don’t have a single offensive weapon worth a damn. The Cardinals have a swiss cheese offense. The Paper Planes also have a swiss cheese offense, but it’s a baby swiss, so there’s smaller holes.
I am going to let my fanaticism fly and say the Paper Planes will pull another one of those massive wins out of their ass, convincing people they’re back on track until they lose miserably to the Chargers in about three weeks. Expect Coach Ryan to do cartwheels as they take it by two possessions or more.
Sunday Games, 4:30 p.m
Buccaneers (6-5, lost v. Falcons, Potential AFC Wild Card) vs. Broncos (8-3, won v. Chiefs, 4th Seed AFC West)
This is a closer match-up than it may seem on paper–remember, the Bucs are in a division with both the Falcons and the Saints, while the Broncos are the only team worth a damn in their division. And the Bucs have a really strong defense, which might be what plays in their favor. If they can bend-not-break, keeping Fetus Head Manning out of the end zone enough times, Tampa Bay will win…and I think it’s a greater than average possibility. Give it to the Bucs by a possession.
Steelers (6-5, lost v. Browns, Potential AFC Wild Card) vs. Ravens (9-2, won v. Chargers, 2nd Seed AFC North)
And so the honored rivalry begins again…and I don’t see anything changing this time around. The Ravens are just too good a match for a Big Ben-less, injured Pittsburgh. The Purple and Black will knock the Wild Card hopes right out of the Steelers mouth by two possessions.
Bengals (6-5, won v. Raiders, Potential AFC Wild Card) vs. Chargers (4-7, lost v. Ravens, Potential AFC Wild Card)
Believe it or not, Norv ‘Good Enough For Government Work’ Turner might find himself saved from a ride on the Firing Train if he can get San Diego to the playoffs. Granted, it doesn’t look likely, but knocking off another potential Wild Card in Cincinnati could do the trick–but for that to happen, Norv has to prevent the Bengals from getting into Philip Rivers’ head. The Chargers’ biggest weakness is their quarterback–get him rattled, and the offense falls apart. And I think the Tigers can hurry up and hit Rivers enough times early on to make San Diego fall apart, resulting in a win by about a possession and a half.
Browns (3-8, won v. Steelers) vs. Raiders (3-8, lost v. Bengals)
As much as I want to pull for Oakland here, the Browns are simply the better 3-8 team. They simply play harder, which is why they beat the Steelers. They will find a way to overcome the Raiders’ attack and triumph by less than a possession.
Sunday Game 8:30 p.m.
Eagles (3-8, lost v. Panthers) vs. Cowboys (5-6, lost v. Native Americans, Potential NFC Wild Card)
Here, Dallas…have a free win!
What’s going on in Philadelphia has the weird, horrific fascination of a ten car pile-up. The reign of Reid is all but over, and no amount of firing coaches and trading away problematic defensemen is going to stop that. There’s a strong chance the Eagles will not win another game between now and the end of the season, and that just makes Dallas all the happier while they dogfight for the right to be an NFC Wild Card. Dallas may be in the best position to get that Wild Card if there is one in the NFC East, and smacking around Philly goes a long way towards that goal. Expect the ‘Boys to win by two possession or more.
Monday Game 8:30 p.m.
Giants (7-4, won v. Packers, 4th Seed NFC East) vs. Native Americans (5-6, won v. Cowboys, Potential NFC Wild Card)
As you know, the Giants seem to have this talent for getting really, really hot in December. And even though the Native Americans are pretty strong right now, they still are going to fold before Big Blue. It’ll be a close game, but the Giants will pull ahead by a possession.
Thursday Night Game (Week 14) 8:20 p.m.
Broncos v. Raiders
Hey, look–it’s too teams that just don’t like each other much, the West Coast Equivalent of the Paper Planes and the Sucking Black Hole! I can’t think that the Raiders, who are totally lost in this Post-Al era, could possibly win this. For that matter, I can’t think that the Raiders will win much with Spaghetti Arm Palmer behind center. Fetus Head and company should blow the Black and Silver out by two and a half possessions easily.
See you next week.
I’m sorry this is late, and that many of these entries are short. That awful performance the Paper Planes has sucked the fanaticism for football out of me temporarily.
Two things:
1) I am still looking for examples of Pre-Game Shows for the individual teams in the NFL, those weekly half hour interviews-and-features programs that supposedly gets the fans all riled up for that week’s game.
2) I am looking for super-fans for each of the other 30 (i.e. not the Paper Planes or Raiders, as I’m sure Kelen will fill the later slot). What I want to do is interview you about what your team may need for the 2013 season for a series of column after the season is over. Please contact me through TricycleOffense.com if you’re interested in participating, or if you have an example of those pre-game shows to share with me.
On to the games…
Sunday Games, 1:00 p.m.
Our Bitch (4-6, won v. Dolphins) vs. Colts (6-4, lost v. The Sucking Black Hole of Loserness)
The Colts are good. Our Bitch are bad. Andrew Luck knows how to manage a game. Ryan Fitzpatrick does not. This may be a close game–Our Bitch may even have a lead for a while–but Indianapolis will take it by a possession.
Seahawks (6-4, Bye Week) vs. Dolphins (4-6, lost v. Our Bitch)
The Seahawks are proving plenty tough…maybe tougher than Miami is. And don’t get me wrong–Miami is plenty tough. I think all things being said, Seattle needs this game more to get itself within striking range of the NFC West Title–remember, San Fran, that ties count as loses–and will win by less than a possession.
Falcons (9-1, won v. Cardinals) vs. Buccaneers (6-4, won v. Panthers)
This is probably going to be a much closer game that it may seem on paper. Greg Schiano has managed to get Tampa Bay some momentum while also becoming one of the most contemptible coaches in the league. The Bucs will give Atlanta fits for a while…but then expect the Falcons defense to stiffen and Matt Ryan to start connecting with his receivers again…and again…and again…leading to a win by about two possessions.
Raiders (3-7, lost v. Saints) vs. Bengals (5-5, won v. Chiefs)
This is a winnable game for the Raiders–after all, Cincinnati has degraded a bit this year, and has struggled to get to 5-5. That being said…this is the Post-Al Raiders headed by Carson ‘Spaghetti Arm’ Palmer. Under Palmer, Oakland loses games they should win. A lot. So I expect the Bengals to rise above .500 by knocking the Raiders around. I call this by about a possession and a half.
Steelers (6-4, lost v. Ravens) vs. Browns (2-8, lost v. Cowboys)
So we’re now down to the third string quarterback here in Pittsburgh, but what a third-stringer. Charlie ‘The Indestructible Man’ Batch will win the Steelers games. He’ll win the Steelers multiple games. It’s one of the reasons why Pittsburgh is one of the most consistent, effective organizations in the League. He will be able to manage the Steelers–even a Steelers team that’s banged up, broken and having last minute replacements–so well that it’ll be like there’s no problems.
And as I’ve said multiple times, Cleveland is not the pushover their record seems to indicate. They’re hard fighting and effective at scoring–look at how Dallas barely survived their tilt with them last week. And this game, where Pittsburgh is staggered and bleeding, provides a perfect opportunity to show that they’re here in the mix for good. There’s a very good chance that the Browns can sneak out a last minute win…and given that they need this game more as a statement, and Cleveland is one of the youngest teams in the league, I’ll give them the win by about a possession or less.
Titans (4-6, Bye Week) vs. Gerbils (1-9, lost v. Texans)
The Gerbils almost impressed me last week–almost, before they once more proved they are who we thought they were, namely the ass-suckingest worst football club ever on the face of this planet right now. On the other hand, the Titans are rested, they showed signs of life before their bye week, and they might get a jolt from Jake Locker returning.
Of course, there’s one wild card here–Chad Henne, who was impressive when he first emerged as the Dolphins starter under Tony ‘The Repeater’ Sporano. Sadly, The Repeater ultimately undermined his own QB by, well repeating the same play over and over again until Miami became the most predictable team on Earth. Henne may actually give them the spark that Blane Gabbert never did, and his game play might take Tennessee by surprise…so to my surprise, I’m going to call this for the Gerbils by about a possession and a half, and predict that there might be a surge of game-winning-ness by Jacksonville before, well, they prove they are who we thought they were.
Broncos (7-3, won v. Chargers) vs. Chiefs (1-9, lost v. Bengals)
The Broncos have finally meshed with Peyton The Fetus Head to become an effective team that might slide easily into the AFC West Title…and part of the reason for that is that they’re playing the Chiefs and the Raiders and the Chargers. This is no contest, especially given the porousness of Kansas City’s defense. Expect a biiiiiiig win by Denver by about three possessions.
Vikings (6-4, Bye Week) vs. Bears (7-3, lost v. 49ers)
The Vikings are refreshed, and Adrian Peterson is still a beast (Christian Ponder not so much, but all things in time)….and the Bears are wobbling, losing two games in a row and suffering from some key injuries. While I’m sure Jason Campbell can win you a game, he hasn’t been doing so now. While I’m willing to bet that this would improve if Kid Nastyman is cleared to play, I can’t see the Bears overcoming the balanced Minnesota game, leading to the Vikes winning by a possession and change.
Sunday Games, 4:30 p.m
Ravens (8-2, won v. Steelers) vs. Chargers (4-6, lost v. Broncos)
Here comes the firing train, this time stopping off in San Diego for Norv ‘Good Enough For Government Work’ Turner! Turner has always been a little wobbly as Charger head coach, but this season, which is all but lost at this time, is bound to lead to some heads rolling. If he wants to prevent his head leading the pack, Turner needs to win this game….
Which he won’t, because the Marlboro Man is capable of laying some serious points on anemic defenses. Even with the Ravens’ banged up defenses, they’ll most likely get a couple of sacks on Philip Rivers–and, as you know, when Rivers gets rattled, the Chargers lose games.
They’ll be losing this one, as the Ravens fly high over their opponent by two possessions.
49ers (7-2-1, won v. Bears) vs. Saints (5-5, won v. Raiders)
Chinks have been showing in the 49ers armor of late, especially when it comes to that embarrassing tie game with the Rams. On the other hand, the Saints have gotten their momentum back and are gaining even more with each passing week. This is the New Orleans team we all expected to see before the whole scandal went down. The big obstacle that might be in the Saints’ way is Colin Kaepernick. As good as Harbaugh’s unit is under Alex Smith, they may be better under Kaepernick. The back-up gives the team a degree of unpredictability that might be just the edge the 49ers need to pull this win out. And the reason why Harbaugh is waffling about announcing his starter might be because of this. I suspect that this wildness will end up giving San Fran its eighth win by a possession or less.
Rams (3-6-1, lost v. Paper Planes) vs. Cardinals (4-6, lost v. Falcons)
Don’t think we haven’t forgotten that stop the firing train has at Phoenix…and judging from the way Ken Wisenhunt behaved last week, he’s welcoming the chance to get on. The Cardinals are a thorough mess, and it’ll be a miracle if they even get within a mile of the playoffs this time. This makes them an excellent confidence booster for St. Louis, still smarting from being beaten by the Paper Planes. Expect the Rams to clip Arizona’s wings by a good two possessions.
Sunday Game 8:30 p.m.
Packers (7-3, won vs. Lions) vs. Giants (6-4, Bye Week)
Do you hear that ticking noise in the background? That’s the Giants’ internal clock signifying the beginning of Playoff Hunting Time. And when Big Blue is Playoff Hunting, they suddenly become an entirely different team. I can’t think that this team wants this season, potentially the last one before Coach Coughlin retires, to spiral out of control into a shame shower. And given the Packer’s rather shaky play this season, it’s easy to go with New York by a possession and a half.
Monday Game 8:30 p.m.
Panthers (2-8, lost v. Buccs) v. Eagles (3-7, lost v. Native Americans)
Congratulations, Cam Newton–you get a real easy win this week, as the words of Coach Reid get drowned out by the firing train! The Iggles are thoroughly decimated, and I can’t see them getting any more traction. That last minute defensive coordinator change has been for naught, and even Andy seems desperate to get on that train and share a beer with Ken Wisenhunt, or maybe arrange to swap jobs with Norv Turner. Philadelphia, thanks to poor management and even poorer play, have become the unthinkable–a team that’s worse than Carolina. Expect Newton to do that stupid Superman thing about four times as the Panthers pull away by two possessions.
Thursday Night Games (Week Thirteen) 8:20 p.m.
Saints v. Falcons
This could be tough, and could go either way. But I think Atlanta is going to take this one to retain control of the number one seed by a possession.
See you next week.
You know, I love football. I am proud of being a football fan. But there are times when I feel ashamed.
This season I’ve been feeling ashamed more often than I’d like, and it’s because of the behavior of some fans in Kansas City and, as of last week, Philadelphia, who feel it’s okay to cheer at the misery of their quarterbacks.
Look, I get it. Matt Cassel and Michael Vick have been playing poorly, and their teams have lost games because of that poor play. That doesn’t mean they aren’t trying their best to win games, and that doesn’t mean they don’t take their obligations seriously. And that definitely means they don’t deserve to have their injuries cheered.
I know that as fans, we pay these people’s salaries with our ticket sales and our patronage to the sponsors of the televised games and our merchandise purchases. It may make us feel we have a greater right to be critical. Lord knows I’ve been hypercritical of my team this season. But that doesn’t mean we should revel in it when someone goes down.
Shame on you, Kansas City. Shame on you, Philadelphia, a city I’ve grown to love. Show more respect.
On to the games…
Bye, Bye, Bye
Titans, Giants, Seahawks, Vikings
Sunday Games, 1:00 p.m.
Packers (6-3, Bye Week) vs. Lions (4-5, lost v. Vikings)
They’re back to normal.
Now that we’re entering the downhill race, Green Bay has finally found and re-attached their balls, whereas the Lions are still out in the woods looking for theirs….and after being walloped by the Vikings, I’m beginning to wonder if they’re ever going to be a factor in the playoffs. It’s sad that after steady progress, Detroit seems to be regressing slightly. This is not going to be a good game for them, as Green Bay triumphs by a possession or less.
Cardinals (4-5, Bye Week) vs. Falcons (8-1, lost v. Saints)
Ken Wisenhunt must be waking up in a cold sweat, knowing that the Firing Train is coming for him. After that strong start, the wings fell off the Cardinals, with the team giving up game after game after game. And I can’t see them doing a big upset over the Falcons. Don’t get me wrong–Atlanta will lose again, but it won’t be to Arizona. Expect it to be a hard-fought game, but in the end it’ll be the Dirty Birds cleaning up by two possessions.
Buccaneers (5-4, won v. Chargers) vs. Panthers (2-7, lost v. Broncos)
The Bucs have been improving, and they’re doing so at the right time. There’s a good chance they’ll be knocking on the door of the playoff hunt with their balanced mix of a tough defense and a pretty good offense.
That being said, they’re ripe for a trap game…and look who’s now on their radar screen. The Panthers are pretty bad, being held together by Cam Newton’s increasingly squirrelly self. The funny thing is I can easily see Newton pull another of his Superman performances out of his butt, throwing for a bazillion yards with a high completion percentage to snatch victory from the Bucs by about a possession.
Browns (2-7, Bye Week) vs. Cowboys (4-5, won v. Eagles)
And speaking of traps…yes, the Browns are terrible, but they’re one of the hardest playing, most tenacious terrible teams out there. Unlike, let’s say, the Gerbils, Cleveland plays like they want to win every game. For the first time since they re-entered the league, I can honestly see the Browns rise above their culture of losing and actually contend for something in the AFC North.
…which might prove to give the underperforming ‘Boys a real fright. This has not been the playoff bound juggernaut Dallas–or, to be more specific, Jerry Jones–portrayed themselves as being back in Week One. And this could be the end of the line for this iteration of the team–Tony Romo becomes a free agent after this season, and that could bring on a couple of years of wandering in the woods for No-Longer-America’s-Team. I can easily see Brandon Weedon and his crew taking the white-and-blue by surprise and squeezing out what might be a shocker of an upset by a possession or less.
Eagles (3-6, lost v. Cowboys) vs. Native American (3-6, Bye Week)
Oh, and here there be ugliness. Philadelphia is literally shaking itself to pieces amidst all the poor quarterback play, the increasing indecisiveness of Andy Reid, the locker room drama and any number of other factors. Having Michael Vick out due to concussion is just not going to help things, either. And the Native Americans are coming down from their early success to the usual awful game play that typifies Washington. All this being told, I have to think that the N.A.’s will be better prepared, be more consistent in their gameplay and will end up winning by about a possession and a half…
Paper Planes (3-6, lost v. Seahawks) vs. Rams (3-5-1, tied v. 49ers)
sigh…
Remember, folks–ties count as losses, so like the game above, this one’s between teams with the same record.
And if you thought the Paper Planes’ loss versus the Seahawks was demoralizing, wait until they lose to St. Louis. The Rams will have a homefield advantage, with a stadium as loud, if not more so, than the one New York struggled with in Seattle. They’re playing at a level better than the green-and-white are, and they’re not dealing with an idiotic offensive coordinator who keeps repeating the same plays over and over and keeps breaking up the rhythm of his starting quarterback by putting in the back-up quarterback at seemingly random times….okay, so they are dealing with our old offensive coordinator, who must be smirking right now, thinking he got out at just the right time. The Rams are simply the better team, and they are definitely going to win by a possession or two…leading up to the even more demoralizing, career-ending game four days hence, which we’ll get to below.
Bengals (4-5, won v. Giants) vs. Chiefs (1-8, lost v. Steelers)
I know the Gerbils are the worst the NFL has to offer, but Kansas City is only a hair shy of being just as bad. Granted, they’ve got Matt Cassel back under center, which might be an improvement…but let’s be honest, they’re still not going to be nearly as good as the Bengals.
And in spite of their record, Cincinnati has been good. This Andy Dalton led-squad may be the most solid crew Marvin Lewis has had–and yes, that includes all of the Carson Palmer/Chad Johnson combos. They’ve just managed to walked into some truly dreadful situations, and happen to be playing in a division where there are two superior teams over them. They’re probably got their morale elevated thanks to decimating the Giants so badly, and I can’t see them losing against the lowly Chiefs, so expect Dem Bengals to beat down Kansas City by two to three possessions.
Gerbils (1-8, lost v. Colts) vs. Texans (8-1, won v. Bears)
Are you kidding me? My God, can you imagine how many times J.J. Watt will tip Blane Gabbert’s pathetic lil’ passes? This is a thorough train wreck. Or it could be a trap game…
No, I don’t believe that, either.
I don’t think I need to expend too much thought on this game. The Texans destroy excellent teams like the Bears, so imagine what they’ll do to the Gerbils. Expect a rout by three possessions or more.
Sunday Game 4:30 p.m.
Saints (4-5, won v. Falcons) vs. Raiders (3-6, lost v. Ravens)
The Saints are on a roll. The Raiders are not. And while one of Oakland’s wins is against a truly elite team, I don’t expect them to repeat that miracle against New Orleans. There’s momentum on the side of the Black and Gold, and that momentum is going to flatten the Raiders by about two possessions.
Chargers (4-5, lost v. Buccaneers) vs. Broncos (6-3, won v. Panthers)
Even though the traditional AFC West rivalry is between Denver and Oakland, I’ve always found this match-up more intriguing…well, at least until now. San Diego has been collapsing under the weight of itself, which I think is going to lead to Norv ‘Good Enough For Government Work’ Turner looking for a new position (a position that I may speculate on as we get closer to the end of this season), while Denver, after a shaky start, seems to be thriving under Fetus Head Manning. Denver should take this after some back and forth to win by a possession.
Colts (6-3, won v. Gerbils) vs. The Sucking Black Hole Of Evil (6-3, won v. Our Bitch)
This could be another trap game–Hell, it could be the most likely of the trap games I’ve called this week. The Sucking Black Hole’s degrading of play has been disguised by its big blowouts against teams they should blow out (That’s right, Our Bitch. Hell, yeah, Paper Planes!), and the Colts are coming in between one such blow out and a short week where they’ll be dining on roasted Paper Plane. They’re probably going to underprepare, thinking the Thanksgiving tilt is more important, and that is going to be to Andrew Luck’s advantage…
Because Andrew Luck is good. And he’s getting better with each week. I mean, look at where Indianapolis is and where we expected them to be at the beginning of this season. It’s likely that the Colts will be cruising into the playoffs–easily cruising! They’re a formidable squad, and the only thing that might work in the Sucking Black Hole’s favor is their rather average defense. Expect a high scoring see-saw of a game that will result in Luck and his crew leading Indy to a victory of less than possession.
Sunday Game 8:30 p.m.
Ravens (7-2, won v. Raiders) vs. Steelers (6-3, won v. Chiefs)
This could be interesting for one thing–the fact that Byron Leftwich is starting for Pittsburgh.
I am a Leftwich fan–hell, there was a time I was campaigning for Leftwich to come and be the backup for the Paper Planes back when he was first cut–and there’s no doubt in my mind that he can win games. His only downside is that he’s got Glass Body syndrome (but then…if Leftwich goes down, the Steelers have Charlie Batch, who can also win games). Byron will keep the team competitive, and make sure Pittsburgh’s playoffs hopes are still realistic.
That being said, I am not sure if Leftwich could win this game. The Ravens may be winning against garbage teams, but I’m willing to bet that The Marlboro Man and the Ravens’ admittedly slightly pitted Wall O’ Pain will be able to do enough to squeak a win out by about a possession and a half.
Monday Game 8:30 p.m.
Bears (7-2, lost v. Texans) vs. 49ers (6-2-1, tied v. Rams)
This may look on paper like an even match-up, but I’m not so sure. The Bears’ defense is proving to be stouter and tougher than San Fran’s, and that will most likely be the deciding factor in this game. Expect Chicago to pull ahead late in the game to win by about a possession or less.
Thursday Night Games (Week Twelve) 8:20 p.m.
Ahhhhh, the day I dreaded when I started this practice of previewing the Thursday Games of the next week ahead of time. It’s the Dubious Thanksgiving Classics, which means not one, but three lousy games to sit through, beginning with…
Texans vs. Lions
…this massacre. The Lions, even as good as they’ve gotten, are simply not prepared for Houston. Even taking into account Detroit’s tendency to rise above their usual game play on Thanksgiving (although even that’s up for dispute this year, as the Lions have been getting other national games of late), there’s no way they can provide any opposition for the Texans. Expect a rout by about two to three possessions in an overall one-sided game.
Native Americans vs. Cowboys
This one might be the one game where the host team wins. The ‘Boys may be smarting, but they should be able to dominate over the Native Americans by about a possession.
Paper Planes v. The Sucking Black Hole Of Evil
….and here comes this apocalyptic mess. Yes, the Planes have done well under Rex Ryan against The Sucking Black Hole. Yes, they need this game desperately, if only for face saving reasons. Yes, they played one of their best games of the season in their narrow loss in Foxboro. But they also have done horribly on days when they’ve had short rest, and coming up against the team that inarguably hates them the most, that has been ready for them, will make this akin to walking into a buzzsaw. The Sucking Black Hole takes it by two to three possessions.
See you next week.
Hey Sandy, here’s a big screw you from the Howitzer and Buzz-saw! On the heels of another natural disaster, that rocked the Eastern half of the country, Mike “the Buzz-Saw” Asti and George “the Howitzer” Gerbo say pick that head up and get those spirits back to full vigor! Don’t let some cranky chick bring you down! Hurricane or not, she doesn’t want to be on the sharp blades of the Buzz-Saw’s bad side.
Another NBA season is here and this time with a bit of a different feel. LeBron James is now a champion. Let that set in for a moment. LBJ has a ring. How will the now crowned king and his team fair with even more swag? Can anyone stand in the Heat’s quest to continue their journey for “not 1, not 2, not 6?” Over in the West, the defending conference champions decided to avoid a season long drama and down size sending James Harden to Houston. Was this a wise move for a franchise that was just on the brink of a title last season? How will Harden do in his new role with the Rockets as THE MAN long term? The Lakers are still cruising in neutral. What’s wrong in La La Land? Are they still a threat and how long before this All-Star team of sorts finds their stroke?
Dust of those sneakers and get on the court. The HBS takes to the hardwood to set up another NBA season of slams, jams, asinine soap opera like sagas, LeBron, Kobe, and more LeBron.
Another week in the second annual HBS NFL Pick’em Challenge continues. Get this?! The Buzz-Saw is now playing with a lead! We know him as a pestering never say die comeback beast, but what will happen with this functioning lunatic going at it ahead? George may need to complete a hail marry pass to avoid Mike’s blitz.
The Howitzer and Buzz-Saw Show conquers hurricanes AND, as always, conquer sports radio, one day, at a time…
