Category: Trike House Party

Trike House Party – Final Standings: Mike “The Buzz-Saw” Asti is Your Champion

Dec. 03. By 2 comments

Here’s your Golden Keg Championship Asti. We can make you a bigger one to hang in your home trophy room.

Final Standings
1. Asti 102-37 (Last week: 8-2)
2. Gerbo 93-46 (Last week: 7-3)
2. Sellers 93-46 (Last week: 8-2)
4. Conley 90-47 (Last week: 8-2)

Week Fourteen Results:
UCF 27 Tulsa 33
(11)Oklahoma 24 TCU 17
(23)Oklahoma St. 34 Baylor 41
Kansas 10 WVU 59
Middle Tenn. St 0 Arkansas St. 45
(20)Boise St. 27 Nevada 21
Cincinnati 34 Connecticut 17
(2)Alabama 32 (3)Georgia 28
(12)Nebraska 31 Wisconsin 70
(18)Texas 24 (6)Kansas St. 42

Next year, we have to find an easier way to do this. Happy Bowl Season everyone!

Trike House Party – Week Fourteen: The Last Hurrah

Dec. 01. By 5 comments

Leaderboard
Asti 94-35 (Last week: 7-3)
Gerbo 86-43 (Last week: 8-2)1
Sellers 85-44 (Last week: 9-1)
Conley 82-45 (Last week: 6-4)

Week Thirteen Results:
Ohio 6 (23)Kent St. 28
Arizona St. 41 (24)Arizona 34
(19)Michigan 21 Ohio St. 26
(5)Oregon 48 (15)Oregon St. 24
(21)Oklahoma St. 48 (13)Oklahoma 51
(4)Florida 37 (10)Florida St. 26
(8)Stanford 35 (17)UCLA 17
(12)South Carolina 27 (11)Clemson 17
(1)Notre Dame 22 USC 13
Louisiana Tech 43 San Jose St. 52

The Games
UCF @ Tulsa
(11)Oklahoma @ TCU
(23)Oklahoma St. @ Baylor
Kansas @ WVU
Middle Tenn. St @ Arkansas St.
(20)Boise St. @ Nevada
Cincinnati @ Connecticut
(2)Alabama @ (3)Georgia
(12)Nebraska @ Wisconsin
(18)Texas @ (6)Kansas St.

Asti
UCF
Oklahoma
Baylor
WVU
Arkansas State (Really with this game?)
Boise State
Cincinnati
Alabama (Granted, I am tempted to go with Georgia. This game will be closer than people think. AND my Georgia hat has a perfectly bended brim)
Nebraska
Kansas State

Gerbo
UCF
Oklahoma
OK State
WVU
Middle Tennessee
Boise
Cincinnati
Alabama
Wisconsin
Texas

Sellers
UCF
Oklahoma
Okla St.
WVU
Ark. St.
Boise St.
Cinci
Bama
Nebraska
Kansas St.

Conley
UCF
Oklahoma
Baylor
WVU
Arkansas St.
Boise St.
Cincinnati
Georgia (for the homies Bobby Stamps and Bubba Sparxxx. Sorry dad.)
Nebraska
Kansas St.

Trike House Party – Week Thirteen: Hyphen Goes 6-4; The Buzz-Saw Leads By 9 Games

Nov. 23. By no comments

Leaderboard
Asti 87-32 (Last week: 4-6)
Conley 78-41 (Last week: 6-4)
Gerbo 77-41 (Last week: 4-6)
Sellers 76-43 (Last week: 4-6)

Week Twelve Results:
UCF 21 Tulsa 23
(22)Rutgers 10 Cincinnati 3
(18)USC 28 (17)UCLA 38
Ohio St. 21 Wisconsin 14
NC State 48 (11)Clemson 62
(23)Texas Tech 21 (24)Oklahoma St. 59
Utah St. 48 (20)Louisiana Tech 41
(12)Oklahoma 50 WVU 49
(1)Kansas St. 24 Baylor 52
(13)Stanford 17 (2)Oregon 14

The Games
Ohio @ (23)Kent St.
Arizona St. @ (24)Arizona
(19)Michigan @ Ohio St.
(5)Oregon @ (15)Oregon St.
(21)Oklahoma St. @ (13)Oklahoma
(4)Florida @ (10)Florida St.
(8)Stanford @ (17)UCLA
(12)South Carolina @ (11)Clemson
(1)Notre Dame @ USC
Louisiana Tech @ San Jose St.

Asti
Kent State
Arizona
Ohio State
Oregon
Oklahoma
Florida State
Stanford
South Carolina
Notre Dame
Louisiana Tech

Conley
Kent St.
Arizona
Ohio St.
Oregon
Oklahoma St.
Florida
UCLA
South Carolina
USC
San Jose St.

Gerbo
Kent State
Arizona
Ohio State
Oregon
Oklahoma
Florida State
Stanford
South Carolina
Notre Dame
San Jose St.
And because I hate that stupid LA Tech/SJSU game (even if they are both 9-2), I’m also picking WVU to lose to Iowa State and UVA to beat Virginia Tech on the road. Also Wisconsin beats Penn State, cause I’m feeling generous.

Sellers
Kent St.
Arizona
Ohio St.
Oregon
Oklahoma
Florida
Stanford
South Carolina
ND
LA Tech

Trike House Party – Week Twelve: The Howitzer Moves Back To Second

Nov. 17. By 2 comments

Leaderboard
Asti 83-26 (Last week: 8-2)
Gerbo 73-35 (Last week: 8-2)
Conley 72-37 (Last week: 9-1)
Sellers 72-37 (Last week: 4-6)

Week Eleven Results:
(24)Northwestern 31 Michigan 38
Wake Forest 6 NC State 37
(11)Oregon St. 23 (14)Stanford 27
Penn St. 23 (16)Nebraska 32
WVU 34 Oklahoma St. 55
(15)Texas A&M 29 (1)Alabama 24
(2)Kansas St. 23 TCU 10
Vanderbilt 27 Mississippi 26
(21) Mississippi St. 17 (7)LSU 37
(4)Notre Dame 21 Boston College 6

The Games
UCF @ Tulsa
(22)Rutgers @ Cincinnati
(18)USC @ (17)UCLA
Ohio St. @ Wisconsin
NC State @ (11)Clemson
(23)Texas Tech @ (24)Oklahoma St
Utah St. @ (20)Louisiana Tech
(12)Oklahoma @ WVU
(1)Kansas St. @ Baylor
(13)Stanford @ (2)Oregon

Asti
UCF
Rutgers (with the Asinine Conference you never know though)
USC
Ohio State
Clemson
Texas Tech
Louisiana Tech
Oklahoma (despite WVU being very desperate and at home, how can anyone pick the Mountaineers right now?)
Kansas State
Oregon (granted I would find a Stanford win hilarious)

Gerbo
Central Florida
Cincinnati
UCLA
Ohio State
Clemson
Texas Tech
Louisiana Tech
Oklahoma
Kansas State
Oregon

Conley
Tulsa
Rutgers
UCLA
Wisconsin
Clemson
Oklahoma St.
Louisiana Tech
Oklahoma
Kansas St.
Oregon

Sellers
UCF
Rutgers
UCLA
Ohio St.
Clemson
Texas Tech
LA Tech
WVU (Blah, blah, blah…I know!!)
K State
Oregon

Trike House Party – Week Eleven: Boise St. & WVU Spoil It For The Buzz-Saw

Nov. 10. By no comments

Leaderboard
Asti 75-24(Last week: 8-2)
Sellers 68-31 (Last week: 7-3)
Gerbo 65-33 (Last week: 6-4)
Conley 63-36 (Last week: 7-3)

Week Ten Results:
Virginia Tech 12 Miami 30
(12)Oklahoma 35 Iowa St. 20
(16)Texas A&M 38 (15)Mississippi St. 13
TCU 39 (21)WVU 38
Mississippi 10 (6)Georgia 37
(23)Texas 31 (18)Texas Tech 22
(4)Oregon 62 (17)USC 51
(24)Oklahoma St. 30 (2)Kansas St. 44
(1)Alabama 21 (5)LSU 17
San Diego St. 21 (19)Boise St. 19

The Games
(24)Northwestern @ Michigan
Wake Forest @ NC State
(11)Oregon St. @ (14)Stanford
Penn St. @ (16)Nebraska
WVU @ Oklahoma St.
(15)Texas A&M @ (1)Alabama
(2)Kansas St. @ TCU
Vanderbilt @ Mississippi
(21) Mississippi St. (7)LSU
(4)Notre Dame @ Boston College

Asti
Michigan
North Carolina State
Stanford
Nebraska
WVU (West Virginia goes from dreaming Heisman and National Championship, to now having to scratch and claw for even a DAMN BOWL GAME AT ALL!)
Alabama
Kansas State (I’m tempted to go TCU with Klein being hurt and facing the only worthy Big 12 defense)
Vanderbilt
LSU
Notre Dame (The team of destiny stays alive)

Sellers
Northwestern
NC State
Oregon St. (this is one of my gamble’s to try and gain ground on Asti!)
Nebraska
WVU (as much faith I’ve lost, I can’t pick against my my school.)
Bama
TCU (taking the route Asti is tempted to walk but won’t.)
Mississippi
LSU
Notre Dame

Gerbo
Michigan
NC State (why the hell are we ALWAYS picking Wake Forest games?!)
Stanford
Nebraska
Oklahoma State (could WVU miss even a bowl appearance? still possible)
Alabama
Kansas State
Ole Miss
LSU
Notre Dame

Conley
Michigan
NC State
Stanford
Nebraska
Oklahoma St.
Alabama
Kansas St.
Vanderbilt
LSU
Notre Dame

Trike House Party – Week Ten: Nobody Picked The Tar Heels

Nov. 03. By 1 comment

Leaderboard
Asti 67-22(Last week: 7-3)
Sellers 61-28 (Last week: 7-3)
Gerbo 59-29 (Last week: 6-4)
Conley 56-33 (Last week: 5-5)

Week Nine Results:

N.C. State 35 North Carolina 43
Maryland 17 Boston College 20
#2 Florida 9 #10 Georgia 17
#14 Texas Tech 24 #3 Kansas St. 55
TCU 14 Oklahoma St. 36
Ohio State 35 Penn St. 23
#20 Texas A&M 63 Auburn 21
#5 Notre Dame 30 #8 Oklahoma 13
#22 Michigan 9 Nebraska 23
#11 Mississippi St. 7 #1 Alabama 38

The Games

Virginia Tech @ Miami
(12)Oklahoma @ Iowa St.
(16)Texas A&M @ (15)Mississippi St.
TCU @ (21)WVU
Mississippi @ (6)Georgia
(23)Texas @ (18)Texas Tech
(4)Oregon @ (17)USC
(24)Oklahoma St. @ (2)Kansas St.
(1)Alabama @ (5)LSU
San Diego St. @ (19)Boise St.

Asti

Miami
Oklahoma
Texas A&M
WVU
Georgia
Texas Tech
Oregon
Kansas State
Alabama
Boise State

Sellers

Miami
Oklahoma
Mississippi St.
WVU
Georgia
Texas Tech
Oregon
K-State
Bama (I still find it really, really, REAALLLYYYY tough going against LSU at home, but “Roll Tide” is the best possibility for an LSU home loss)
Boise St. (Just so everyone knows, I have a small notion to choose San Diego St for some crazy ass reason.)

Gerbo

Miami
Oklahoma
Mississippi State
WVU
Georgia
Texas Tech
Oregon
Oklahoma State
Alabama
Boise St

Conley

Miami
Oklahoma
Texas A&M
WVU
Georgia
Texas
Oregon
Kansas St.
Alabama
Boise St.

Trike House Party – Week Nine: Asti’s Rounding Third Nicely

Oct. 26. By 2 comments

Week 8 Recap:

After a second consecutive 8-2 week, The Buzz-Saw is putting more and more distance between himself and his Trike House Party opponents. He now has a 6 game lead over second place Triple S and the gap will get harder and harder to close over the next few weeks. Kelen posted an identical record but he’s still 9 games off the pace. Gerbo and Anthony both went 7-3 but The Howitzer remains 7 game back due to his missed pick blunder a few weeks back. Is it time to concede to Asti and hand the Golden Keg over? Or can one bad week ruin his anticipated victory dance?

Week 8 Results:

#6 LSU 24 #18 Texas A&M 19
Virginia Tech 17 #19 Clemson 38
#20 Stanford 21 California 3
#7 South Carolina 11 #2 Florida 44
South Florida 25 #16 Louisville 27
#17 Texas Tech 56 #23 TCU 53
N.C. State 20 Maryland 18
#4 Kansas St. 55 #13 WVU 14
#14 Florida St. 33 Miami 20
Baylor 50 #25 Texas 56

Leaderboard
Asti 60-19 (Last week: 8-2)
Sellers 54-25 (Last week: 7-3)
Gerbo 53-25 (Last week: 7-3)
Conley 51-28 (Last week: 8-2)

The Games

N.C. State @ North Carolina
Maryland @ Boston College
#2 Florida vs #10 Georgia (neutral site game)
#14 Texas Tech @ #3 Kansas St.
TCU @ Oklahoma St.
Ohio State @ Penn St.
#20 Texas A&M @ Auburn
#5 Notre Dame @ #8 Oklahoma
#22 Michigan @ Nebraska
#11 Mississippi St. @ #1 Alabama

Asti

North Carolina State
Boston College
Florida (I’m very tempted to go with the Georgia ground and pound. Florida is still somewhat overrated to me)
Kansas State
TCU
Ohio State
Texas A&M
Notre Dame (ND is legit and this officially proves it)
Nebraska
Alabama

Sellers

NC State
BC
Florida
Kansas St.
TCU
Ohio St. (I’ll never pick Penn St. After the Sandusky shit!!)
Texas A&M
Notre Dame (Although Oklahoma in Oklahoma may be too much for the Irish)
Nebraska
Bama (Roll Tide)

Gerbo

NC State
Boston College
Florida
Texas Tech
TCU
Ohio State
A&M
Oklahoma
Nebraska
Alabama

Conley

NC State
Boston College
Florida
Kansas St.
TCU
Ohio St.
Texas A&M
Oklahoma
Nebraska
Mississippi St.

Trike House Party – Week Eight: Jostling for Position

Oct. 19. By 1 comment

Week 7 Recap:

Fireworks continue to go off in the Trike House Party as Triple S (8-2 in week 7) moves into 2nd place, overthrowing the Howitzer (6-4 in week 7) by a half-game (remember Gerbo only picked nine games last week?). The Buzz-Saw (8-2 in week 7) continues to keep a stranglehold on the lead and the rest of the party crew. Hyphen continues his journey to the throw-up kitchen posting up a meager 5-5 record in week 7. Is this his puke-and-rally effort? Can Triple S speed into first place? Will the Howitzer mow down the Buzz-Saw? Has the Buzz-Saw cut too many wounds into the rest of the party crew? Or will the rest of the party crew play some serious defense, unlike WVU, the school of which all has attended. Find out below.

Week 7 Correct Picks:
#18 Louisville 45 @ Pittsburgh 35
#6 Kansas St. 27 @ Iowa St. 21
#15 Texas 21 @ #13 Oklahoma 63
#17 Stanford 13 @ #7 Notre Dame 20
#5 WVU 14 @ Texas Tech 49
#10 Oregon St. 42 @ BYU 24
#11 USC 24 @ Washington 14
TCU 49 @ Baylor 21
#3 South Carolina 21 @ #9 LSU 23
Tennessee 31 @ #19 Mississippi St. 41

Leaderboard
Asti 52-17 (Last week: 8-2)
Sellers 47-22 (Last week: 8-2)
Gerbo 46-22 (Last week: 6-4)
Conley 43-26 (Last week: 5-5)

Week 8 Games
#6 LSU @ #18 Texas A&M
Virginia Tech @ #19 Clemson
#20 Stanford @ California
#7 South Carolina @ #2 Florida
South Florida #16 Louisville
#17 Texas Tech @ #23 TCU
N.C. State @ Maryland
#4 Kansas St. @ #13 WVU
#14 Florida St. @ Miami
Baylor @ #25 Texas

Week 8 Picks

Asti
“The Buzz-Saw continues to pull away and prepare for his crown” - Mike Asti
LSU
Clemson
Stanford
South Carolina (Spurrier takes down his career birth place and loves every minute of it.)
Louisville
Texas Tech
N.C. State
WVU
Florida St.
Texas

Sellers
LSU
Clemson
Stanford
South Carolina
Louisville
Texas Tech
N.C. State
WVU
“Seminole Wind” – Florida St.
Baylor

Gerbo
Texas A&M
Clemson
Stanford
Florida
Louisville
TCU
N.C. State
WVU
Florida St.
Texas

Conley
Texas A&M
Clemson
Stanford
South Carolina
Louisville
TCU
N.C. State
Kansas St. (I don’t want to but I don’t think WVU will get back on track just yet.)
Florida St.
Texas

 

Trike House Party – Week Seven: Amnesia is Starting to Set In

Oct. 12. By 1 comment

Week Six Recap
The Buzz-Saw continues to be the life of the Party, going 8-2 and extending his lead over everyone else. The Howitzer jammed up his chamber, going 5-4 and catching a small case of amnesia as he forgot to choose a winner for the LSU/Florida matchup. As the saying should go at wild parties, “Don’t let two-beer Gerbo drink 3!”  Meanwhile on the bottom of the ladder, B Hyphen (6-4 last week) was knocked down to last place by Triple S (7-3 last week). Can Hyphen recover from the cut on his forehead that Triple S gave him? Can the Howitzer reload in time to take out Asti, or has the Buzz-Saw already cut the noose on everyone else? Determine for yourself below.

Week Six Winners
Arizona 48 @ #18 Stanford 54
Wake Forest 14 @ Maryland 19
Iowa St. 37 @ #15 TCU 23
#17 Oklahoma 41 @ Texas Tech 20
#4 LSU 6 @ #10 Florida 14
#5 Georgia 7 @ #6 South Carolina 35
#8 WVU 48 @ #11 Texas 45
Miami (Fl) 3 @ #9 Notre Dame 41
#21 Nebraska 38 @ #12 Ohio State 63
#23 Washington 21 @ #2 Oregon 52

Leaderboard

Asti 44-15 (Last week: 8-2)
Gerbo 40-18 (Last week: 5-4)
Sellers 39-20 (Last week: 7-3)
Conley 38-21 (Last week: 6-4)

The Games
#18 Louisville @ Pittsburgh
#6 Kansas St. @ Iowa St.
#15 Texas @ #13 Oklahoma
#17 Stanford @ #7 Notre Dame
#5 WVU @ Texas Tech
#10 Oregon St. @ BYU
#11 USC @ Washington
TCU @ Baylor
#3 South Carolina @ #9 LSU
Tennessee @ #19 Mississippi St.

Asti
Louisville
Kansas State
Oklahoma
Notre Dame
WVU
Oregon State
USC
Baylor
LSU
Mississippi State

Gerbo
Louisville
Kansas State
Oklahoma
Notre Dame
WVU
Oregon State
Washington
Baylor
South Carolina
Mississippi State

Conley
Louisville
Kansas State
Texas
Stanford
WVU
Oregon State
USC
Baylor
South Carolina
Mississippi State

Sellers
Louisville (Eat Shit Pitt!!)
Kansas State
Oklahoma
Notre Dame
WVU
Oregon State
USC (as much as I hate going with them, I need to stay semi-close for a miracle.)
Baylor
LSU (Hard to go against LSU at home, even though I feel I probably should.)
Mississippi State

Trike House Party – Week Six: Ropin’ the Hurricanes

Oct. 06. By no comments

Week Five Recap

George “The Howitzer” Gerbo had an excellent week as he cruised to an 8-2 record as he was on the only person to have faith in the Hurricanes (shame on you Kelen). But even then, he’s still a game behind The Buzz-Saw as he came in with a 7-3 record. The Hyphen and Triple S had similar 7-3 weeks and they still remain tied for third. This might be the most crucial week of the Trike House Party season as 13 of the 20 teams involved this week are ranked. Is this the week The Buzz-Saw puts his lead out of reach? Will Triple S come out of nowhere to grab the lead? Or will The Howitzer’s patience pay off?

Week Five Winners

#8 Stanford 13 at Washington 17
#25 Baylor 63 @ #9 WVU 70
Minnesota 13 @ Iowa 31
NC State 37 @ Miami (FL) 44
Duke 34 @ Wake Forest 27
Marshall 41 @ Purdue 51
#14 Ohio St.17  @ #20 Michigan St. 16
Texas Tech 24 @ Iowa St. 13
#12 Texas 41 @ Oklahoma St. 36
Wisconsin 27 @ #22 Nebraska 30

Leaderboard

Asti 36-13 (Last week: 7-3)
Gerbo 35-14 (Last week: 8-2)
Conley 32-17 (Last week: 7-3)
Sellers 32-17 (Last week: 7-3)

The Games

Arizona @ #18 Stanford
Wake Forest @ Maryland
Iowa St. @ #15 TCU
#17 Oklahoma @ Texas Tech
#4 LSU @ #10 Florida
#5 Georgia @ #6 South Carolina
#8 WVU @ #11 Texas
Miami (Fl) @ #9 Notre Dame
#21 Nebraska @ #12 Ohio State
#23 Washington @ #2 Oregon

Asti

Stanford
Maryland
TCU
Oklahoma
LSU
South Carolina (I’m banking on the Bulldogs big win over Tennessee being more of the Vols being very bad than Georgia’s running game being that out of this world good)
WVU
Notre Dame
Ohio State
Oregon

Gerbo

Stanford
Maryland
TCU
Oklahoma
South Carolina
Texas (prove me wrong WVU. A wet paper bag has a better defense)
Miami (on the road in Chicago)
Nebraska
Oregon

Conley

Stanford
Maryland
TCU
Oklahoma
LSU
South Carolina
WVU
Miami (last minute switch back to The U. Bad Boys for life!)
Nebraska
Oregon

Sellers

Stanford
Maryland
TCU
Oklahoma
LSU
Georgia
WVU
Notre Dame
Ohio St.
Oregon