An Ode to Boobies by George Yesthal (edited)
Boobies are so wonderful
Boobies are so nice
Boobies go so great with scotch
Or bourbon over ice.
Boobies are so versatile
And have so many names
Knockers, ta-tas, hooters, knobs…
I call mine Ralph and James.
Boobies come in such a wide
Variety of sizes
Some are just so awesome
That they merit awesome prizes.
I love to watch the gals go by
And watch their buttocks wiggle
But really I’d much rather watch
Their boobies bounce and jiggle
Factoid of the Week
In the Middle Ages, young men and women drew names from a bowl to see who their valentines would be. They would wear these names on their sleeves for one week. To wear your heart on your sleeve now means that it is easy for other people to know how you are feeling.
Words of Wisdom
When love is not madness, it is not love. ~Pedro Calderon de la Barca